This F***ing piece of S*** *&^% %&*^)( #$%^% *&&^% #$%^& HAMMER!!! I F***ing hate this **&^%$ if MONKEY $%^&^%!!!!!!!Uggg... now that I have got that out. I was hammer setting some stones. Basically, you tap the hammer setting tool with the hammer... not too difficult! Right??? And it's light tapping... TAPPA TAPPA TAPPA... TAP TAP TAPPAROO! BUT NO! WHAT HAPPENS YOU ASK...
THE #$%^&*&^%$%^#$% HAMMER BROKE IN HALF AND BOUNCED BACK AND HIT ME IN THE HEAD! i got a bumpus on the nogginus! BASTARD!
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This is byfar, your funniest post ever. Not to say that violence is funny, but your word choice is supreme.
Son of a ... er. hammer! Glad you're okay. What a s#*@ sandwich! Glad you're okay! :)
wow tracey, i'm glad you survived well enough to curse that hammer and any of its descendants!
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